How Old Is This Woman? 

Thank you Ed Stravitz for sharing this with me.

One evening a grandson was talking to his grandmother about current events.
The grandson asked his grandmother what she thought the computer age.
The Grandmother replied, “Well, let me think a minute. 
I was born before:     

‘ television       

‘ penicillin 

‘ polio shots 

‘ frozen foods 

‘ Xerox 

‘ contact lenses 

‘ Frisbees and 

‘ the pill 

There were no:     

‘ credit cards 
‘ laser beams or 

‘ ball-point pens

Man had not yet invented:   
‘ pantyhose 
‘ air conditioners 

‘ dishwashers 

‘ clothes dryers 

‘ and the clothes were hung out to dry in the fresh air and man hadn’t yet walked on the moon

Your grandfather and I got married first, and then lived together. Every family had a father and a mother. Until I was 25, I called every man older than me, “Sir.”And after I turned 25, I s till called policemen and every man with a title, “Sir.”
We were before computer-dating, dual careers, daycare centers, and group therapy.
Our lives were governed by the Ten Commandments, good judgment, and common sense.
We were taught to know the difference between right and wrong and to stand up and take responsibility for our actions.     
Serving your country was a privilege; living in this country was a bigger privilege.

We thought fast food was what people ate during Lent.     

Having a meaningful relationship meant getting along with your cousins.
Time-sharing meant time the family spent together in the 
We never heard of FM radios, tape decks, CD’s, electric typewriters, yogurt, or guys wearing earrings.
We listened to Big Bands,Jack Benny, and the President’s speeches on our radios.
If you saw anything with ‘Made in Japan ‘ on it, it was junk.     
The term ‘making out’ referred to how you did on your school exam.
Pizza Hut, McDonald’s, and instant coffee were unheard of. We had 5 &10-cent (5 and dime) stores where you could actually buy things for 5 and 10 cents.
Ice-cream cones, phone calls, rides on a streetcar, and a Pepsi were all a nickel.
And if you didn’t want to splurge, you could spend your nickel on enough stamps to mail 1 letter and 2 postcards.
You could buy a new Ford Coupe for $600, but who could afford one?
Too bad, because gas was 11 cents a gallon.
In my day:     
‘ “grass” was mowed, 
‘ “coke” was a cold drink,       

‘ “pot” was something your mother cooked in and 

‘ “rock music” was your grandmother’s lullaby. 
‘ “Aids” were helpers in the Principal’s office,      
‘ “chip” meant a piece of wood,       

‘ “hardware” was found in a hardware store and.

‘ “software” wasn’t even a word.

We were the last generation to actually believe that a lady needed a husband to have a baby.  

We volunteered to protect our precious country.     
No wonder people call us “old and confused” and say there is a generation gap. 
How old do you think I am?
Read on to see — pretty scary if you think about it and pretty sad at the same time.
 Are you ready?????     
This woman would be only 63 years old.   

She would have been born in late 1952.       
  

PASS THIS ON TO THE OTHER “OLD ONES.” BECAUSE THE YOUNG ONES WOULDN’T BELIEVE IT.

UFO’s On The Rise 

Don’t get excited. I’m not talking unidentified flying objects. There’s a whole new UFO in town, Unidentified Floating Objects. These new vessels could be a great alternative for a living environment.

Jet Capsule, an Italian company, created the floating  vessel in order to get ready for the  rising sea levels and high costs in rent. The floating vessel is like living in a studio apartment but on water. 

The UFO measures over 40 feet in diameter. There is a circular ring surrounding the living quarters that can be used as a track, a garden or just a play area.The upstairs features the kitchen and a seating area. A large window downstairs provides gorgeous underwater viewings. The lower level has a small bathroom and bedroom. 

What more do you need? 

Don’t shrug. This could be your home sometime in the future. Approximately $660,000 today. The inventors feel they can possibly get it down to $200,000 in a few years. One small stumbling block. They need investors now.

Read more about UFO’s in Digital Trends.

Tech Meets Fashion at The Met Gala

Super model Karolina Kurkova


This was one of the biggest nights for demonstrating tech wearables. The fashion company, Marchesa, designed a couture-gown with the IBM Watson cognitive computer system. 

It was debuted by super model Karolina Kurkova at the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Benefit. The extravaganza is held the first Monday in May to raise money for the Costume Institute.

Marchesa is a high-profiled, brand specializing in high end womenwear. It was established in 2004 by Georgina Chapman and Keren Craig. Chapman is married to movie mogul Harvey Weinstein.

Watson gave Craig and Chapman suggestions on design and choices of material. The Marchesa founders came up with the idea of a gown that communicates through pulsating lights.

The Marchesa gown was the talk of the gala. This is just the very start of clothes that communicate. 

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Baby Boomers Now In Second Place 

Baby boomers aren’t so big anymore. We used to be the largest living generation in the United States. Now we have been overtaken by the millennials. 

Ouch that hurts. Baby boomers loved being the biggest group.

The Washington Post was among the first to  report the news from Pew Research Center. 

Millennials are the 18 to 34 year olds. There  are now 75.4 million living millennials, a half-million more than the 74.9 million living baby boomers, anyone who is 51 to 69 years old.

The report also said that millennials will peak in 2036 with 81.1 million people. The baby boomer generation peaked in 1999 with 78.8 million living members.



Frequent Flasher 

My cousin Jeff Young at Wynwood Walls. He emerged himself in the art. Eliot tried it too.

My cousin Jeff has had an obsession with flashlights for years. He has bought all kinds of fancy flashlights at many different price points. He is forever showing off various features and flashing their lights to demonstrate how far they can beam.

We would all laugh because we thought he was being silly. That notion recently changed for me when Jeff and his family visited us in Miami this past March. One night we were walking to a nearby restaurant and had to cross a very dark street. Instead of making a mad dash across the walkway, Jeff simply lit up the entire stretch and we proceeded without any difficulty.

That’s why my eyes opened wide when I read about the Shadowhawk X800, a new Navy Seal Grade tactical flashlight. It’s 100 times brighter than anything thing else. It sells for $200. I just learned that 20,000 units sold this month. Be sure to take advantage of the $75 gift certificate. 

You may think the flashlight on your smartphone is good enough. They simply don’t light up an entire area like a spotlight. The idea is to make your surrounding area visible for all to see.

 The company claims, “With the rise of domestic terrorism, Americans are searching for better ways to protect themselves and their families against crime. 

“The solution? Tactical flashlights. These are becoming popular self-defense tools in the wake of recent terror events. Companies like us, featuring Tactical Flashlights, can’t keep up with demand.” 

This is no flash in the pan.

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Vango Vs.Van Gogh


I love art. I usually buy pieces that have a lot of reds and blues in them because they provoke positive energy, at least to me. It was rather odd when I recently bought a self-portrait of a young artist that featured purples and yellows. I just felt it was very exciting. Eliot and I agree on our selections. Thank goodness for that, otherwise our walls would be bare.

I was rather tickled when I heard about the Vango app, a one-stop online shop for amateur artists to showcase their work. I think it’s wonderful because it’s always fun to buy emerging artist’s work. You never know when you are going to hit it big time.

Vango has lots of opportunities for art collectors. You can choose trending, local, or recently posted art. You can zoom in and/or use the  “Preview on Wall” which lets you see the art work on your wall at home. This Vango feature is super fun.

The photos bellow tell the whole story of the app. Start exploring.

We Are Family 

They say that people who live in Manhattan are not friendly, don’t know their neighbors, and are very transient. Not in my building. 

Many neighbors have been living at 301 East 62nd St.for decades. Many of us have grown older together. We gathered tonight to celebrate the retirement of Esau Mohammad. Our beloved porter has been with us 32 years. We are going to miss him like no other. He was simply the best. 

My most vivid memory of Esau was when the Twin Towers came down. I remember him standing at the front door in the lobby waiting for each of us to return home. He had tears in his eyes as he hugged everyone. What a special moment. I will remember that forever no matter where I am living. 

Tonight was one of many lobby parties. We had such a good time. Not a dry eye in the house. Why can’t the world just get along?

Esau and his wife

Esau’s grandaughter and boyfriend

My Neighbors

More neighbors

Speeches are about to begin

President and VP express their thanks

The crowd wants more accolades for Esau

Eliot talks about the early days of Esau on the job

Marilyn and Ali

More neighbors show up

Loren wishing all good things for Easu.

The woman in red was one of the first residents in the building.

Ali center.

Long time residents

Management agent

Coop Treasurer expresses all of our love to Esau

Long time resident

After 40 Years 

We listed our NYC co-op. This is going to be a very emotional journey. There is no explanation as to why now, other than we feel it’s time. We are very fortunate to have The (Howard) Margolis Team of Douglas Elliman representing us. 

Howard and I met online a few years ago, when I was searching around for an elaborate apartment to use for a press party. We did the event together in a whopper of a penthouse in Tudor City. We’ve been friendly ever since.

I never thought we would be working together on this project so soon. Eliot and I made the decision a few months ago and now one of the most famous real estate agents in the country is selling the place that has served us so well for decades. Howard was on Million Dollar Listing, NY, last week.

This is not the end for us in NYC. Eliot and I just want a different view.

A Visit From Maurice deHond

I have written about Maurice deHond before. He is now the Founder of The Steve Jobs School which is becoming the most desired education program for elementary students all over the world. We met 30 plus years ago, when he was one of the first businessmen to market personal computers in the United States. He was born and raised in Amsterdam and still lives there now.  

Seth Meyers spent time in Amsterdam at a club called Boom Chicago where he perfected his comedic talents. Maurice frequented the club and performed there too. They stayed in touch and that resulted in Maurice taking us to Seth’s show.

Great meeting Seth Meyers

Maurice and Seth

A selfie

Maurice had to travel from Amsterdam to take me to Seth Meyers


Eliot, on set, SNL.


The NBC carpet