I did not edit the responses. Just copied and pasted the first to tweet. This blog post gives you a good idea of how Twitter works and how the tweets get posted.
“I’m a sad, pathetic human being and a complete waste of life.” – Donald Trump http://onion.com/TUnbpl
Ann Coulter, Richard Mourdock & Donald Trump = appetizers. Mitt Romney = main course.
BREAKING: Donald Trump replaces bed bugs as Americas #1 Pest
Ann Coulter and Donald Trump sitting in a tree, H-I-S-S-I-N-G.
Not Brian Scalabrine@BScalabrine24
BREAKING: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr. Dre went to
Ann Coulter, Sarah Palin and Donald Trump are all trending so I can only assume Voldemort is next.
This Donald Trump character is Andy Kaufman’s greatest bit ever.
Mitt Romney just announced he’ll donate $50MIL to charity if Donald Trump will just shut the f••k up.
I demand that Mitt Romney announce the species of demon he is and that Donald Trump admit that his wig is a hovercraft.
Attention parents: if you give your children even the tiniest bit of attention now, maybe they won’t grow up to be Donald Trump.
Drunk Ass Rick @Rickonia
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands to know what medical school Dr Dre went to
Drunk Ass Rick @Rickonia
BREAKING NEWS: Donald Trump demands Latifah tells what country she’s the queen of
New York Magazine@NYMag
Our expectations about @realDonaldTrump’s Obama announcement were clearly not low enough. http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2012/10/donald-trump-obama-college-five-million.html?mid=twitter_nymag …
Nancy Lee Grahn@NancyLeeGrahn
Donald Trump is the Honey Boo Boo of rich people #trump
The Humane Society will give Donald Trump $5 if he releases that thing on his head back into the woods.
NOT BREAKING: Donald Trump releases edited video of himself shouting nonsense at a camera
Amused that Donald Trump is essentially doing a “philantrophic” version of the Joker’s moral experiments in The Dark Knight.
“It is not the policy of the United States government to negotiate with Donald Trump.”
At noon I will announce that Donald Trump is my real father.
I think it’s very thoughtless of Donald Trump to schedule an appearance when so many of us will be eating.
Donald Trump’s big announcement is that his real name is Tronald Dump.
BREAKING: Donald Trump to announce how easily a rich idiot can get everyone’s attention at 12 EST.
Charlamagne Tha God@cthagod
Patiently waiting for Donald Trump’s announcement at noon regarding our President so I can prepare my Donkey of the Day for tomorrow.
Dr. Jill Biden@JillBidenVeep
I think Donald Trump’s announcement is going to be that he once killed a man with only his hair.
Donald Trump plans to announce that his hair has become sentient and is controlling the thinky and movey parts of his body.
donald trump is rumored to have been born on Planet X.
The Dowager Countess@theLadyGrantham
Donald Trump’s revelation will be that his hair was born in Kenya.
the gangster of oz@holllyyx
Donald Trump is the Kim Kardashian of politics. God forbid it’s not all about him.
The Daily Edge@TheDailyEdge
SOURCES: Donald Trump to reveal Wednesday that Barack Obama has fathered two black children with a Chicago-born woman named “Michelle”
I don’t want to be too judgmental, but Donald Trump couldn’t be dumber if you cut his head off.